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Created On: 30 January 2013 05:37 PM
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 30 January 2013 05:37 PM
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From a customer today:

"The auditors are coming in three weeks time...
Can you schedule your work to commence then?"


This is a company that provides about 20% of my turnover.
I suppose I'd better oblige

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 30 January 2013 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by: stateit
"The auditors are coming in three weeks time...

What's the difference between an auditor and an accountant?
 30 January 2013 06:35 PM
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The accountant's dad is probably married to his mother ?

OMS

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 30 January 2013 11:08 PM
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Originally posted by: mikejumper

Originally posted by: stateit

"The auditors are coming in three weeks time...



What's the difference between an auditor and an accountant?


Auditors are like birds the fly in make a lot of mess sh1t on everyone and fly out until next year.

Accountants are just the dull minions awaiting the annual barrage of auditors questions.

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 30 January 2013 11:25 PM
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Originally posted by: OMS

The accountant's dad is probably married to his mother ?



OMS



I could not stop laughing when I read that OMS!

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 31 January 2013 09:24 AM
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Originally posted by: OMS

The accountant's dad is probably married to his mother ?



OMS


... hahahaha!

Tom

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 31 January 2013 10:06 AM
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