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Topic Title: The auditors are coming ... Topic Summary: Created On: 30 January 2013 05:37 PM Status: Post and Reply |
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 30 January 2013 05:37 PM
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From a customer today:
"The auditors are coming in three weeks time... Can you schedule your work to commence then?" This is a company that provides about 20% of my turnover. I suppose I'd better oblige 
------------------------- S George http://www.state-it.com |
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30 January 2013 05:52 PM
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"The auditors are coming in three weeks time... What's the difference between an auditor and an accountant? |
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30 January 2013 06:35 PM
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The accountant's dad is probably married to his mother ?
OMS ------------------------- Failure is always an option |
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30 January 2013 11:08 PM
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"The auditors are coming in three weeks time... What's the difference between an auditor and an accountant? Auditors are like birds the fly in make a lot of mess sh1t on everyone and fly out until next year. Accountants are just the dull minions awaiting the annual barrage of auditors questions. ------------------------- Regards Martyn. Only a mediocre person is always at their best www.electrical contractors uk.com |
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30 January 2013 11:25 PM
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The accountant's dad is probably married to his mother ? OMS I could not stop laughing when I read that OMS! 
------------------------- Regards, Ebee (M I S P N) Knotted cables cause Lumpy Lektrik |
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31 January 2013 09:24 AM
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The accountant's dad is probably married to his mother ? OMS  ... hahahaha!
Tom 
------------------------- Tom .... ( The TERMINATOR ). handyTRADESMAN ... haha Castle Builders Why did Nick Clegg cross the road? Because he said he wouldn't! I can resist anything..... except temptation!  ( Karl Gunn ).
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31 January 2013 10:06 AM
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OMS ------------------------- Failure is always an option |
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