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Topic Title: 'Management Speak' - has business language gone mad? Topic Summary: or, How Managers mutilate the English language... your best examples please Created On: 28 May 2008 08:45 AM Status: Post and Reply Related E&T article: The language of business |
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Dynamic and Journey are seen as "action" words, so something must be happening, even if you can't see it!
Regards Hamish ------------------------- Hamish V Bell, BSc, CEng, FIET, FCQI, CQP 2007 - 2010, Vice President and Trustee |
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Sorry but I was educated in a state school by an excellent English teacher who promoted simplicity and accuracy in speech and the written word. This nouveau-talk is so not good!
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Radio 4 this morning. "The Chinese don't wish to see the violence in Libya escalated, now that the dynamic had changed, they may be willing to agree on further action". How does one change a dynamic such as this and what kind of dynamic is this exactly? Don't them mean conditions or something similar. It's the dynamic between two different groups of people, the effect that changes in the behaviour of one group of people has on the behaviour of another group of people. "Dynamic" (n) is the correct word for this, but it could it be spelt out in more detail if that meaning of dynamic is not well known. That's the problem, how do you decide whether a new-ish word or meaning is sufficiently well known to be used. ------------------------- Andy Millar CEng MIET MCMI http://www.linkedin.com/in/millarandy |
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And just to reinforce my contention that we need to clean up our own act before we criticize anyone else...just seen this written by an engineer: "To qualitatively utilize, enhance, assimilate and inculcate knowledge through hands-on experience in the technical areas." I have no idea what this means.
------------------------- Andy Millar CEng MIET MCMI http://www.linkedin.com/in/millarandy |
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I have this theory. Those in senior management positions (who don't have degree level qualifications in technical subjects) and don't know what they're talking about, generally use management Gobbledegook as a way of demonstrating intellectual superiority over subordinates. When they see results, are encouraged to continue using it.
I have observed that now subordinates without degree level qualifications, are adopting this nonsense as a way of showing off in front of their managers and putting down more technically minded experts. It's a way of getting promotion and showing that you are not just a techie. |
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A small gripe I have from time to time, in microsoft word produced documents, is the use of Americanised spellings - i.e. Americanised becomes Americanized - if only people would make sure their spell checker is set to UK English!!!
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From an entertaining meeting last week:
Mood music, i.e. "check out the mood music before we do anything". Runner beans in the undergrowth, i.e. "We need to do a deep dive so that we can make sure we've checked for runner beans in the undergrowth" Across the piste, i.e. "We should really be playing across the piste, on this one" |
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Runner beans in the undergrowth, i.e. "We need to do a deep dive so that we can make sure we've checked for runner beans in the undergrowth" Brilliant! I haven't got a clue what that means, but I intend to use it sometime today! ------------------------- David Parr BSc.CEng MIET PRA |
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1) Refer to The New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary where there are definitions of revolution and revolutionary as terms to describe rotation. ... 4) ....I know that liberal and modern dictionaries allow octopi and the equally disgusting octopuses, I'm confused now... what dictionary are we looking at now? which should we avoid? it seems that your argument appears to be that we should avoid ambiguous words, or poorly formed words relying on original words from dictionaries, not all dictionaries, just your dictionary, which is a modern liberal dictionary, just not as new modern or liberal as others dictionaries. OED lists octopuses, octopi and octopodes (in that order 2008 draft) I guess, the big question is... what version of the OED are you using, and are you happy for the English language never to evolve any more past this dictionary |
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I liked this one, received today in a advert mailing from the CMI:
As a member of the CMI you are invited to join a complimentary webinar on Virtual Effectiveness in Today's Digital Business World Next time anyone asks me what I'm doing I'll say I'm being virtually effective. (P.S. I see the IET still includes in its values "Digital and global - in thought and action". Sorry, my actions and thoughts are determinedly analogue.) ------------------------- Andy Millar CEng MIET MCMI http://www.linkedin.com/in/millarandy |
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